Sports Banter Lover Prints

'Good game...'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"How dare Kevin Keegan call us morons!" - "Who's Kevin Keegan?"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

He decided to give up first-class cricket. But he still plays for England, right?

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The best goalie in the world!

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football heads...

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

Football Boomerang.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'