Casual Sports Banterer Prints

"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Football Boomerang.

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"Why, it's a message from Major League Baseball."