Sports Banter Enthusiasts Prints

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The best goalie in the world!

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.