Sports Banter Enthusiasts Gifts

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The best goalie in the world!

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'