Sports Banter Lovers Gifts

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

The best goalie in the world!

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Time out! Fish on!'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."