Sports Banter Lover Gifts

'Good game...'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"How dare Kevin Keegan call us morons!" - "Who's Kevin Keegan?"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

He decided to give up first-class cricket. But he still plays for England, right?

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Pole Vault Rules

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"