Sports Buddy Banter Gifts

'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

You Don't Know What It's Like

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."