Sports Banter Enthusiast Gifts

'Did you win your squash game?'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Can I watch the game at your house? My wife charges a personal seat license fee to sit in front of our TV!'

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'I said shag carpeting.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize