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"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Football Boomerang.

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Why, it's a message from Major League Baseball."

Tip jar at boxing match.

Fish golfing.