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"Wow, that ended with the last play of the game!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

No Baseball

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Passionate about Football.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Winter Olympics

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

Score analogy for drunk commentator, "Lionel is 6 not out."

"Did I miss anything?"

Cliff Morgan

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'We just can't seem to keep it clean. . .'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'