Sports Talk Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow, that ended with the last play of the game!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

No Baseball

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Passionate about Football.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Winter Olympics

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

Score analogy for drunk commentator, "Lionel is 6 not out."

"Did I miss anything?"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"