Sports Talk Comedian Gifts

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The Boys of Indian Summer

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'