Sports Talk Show Lover Gifts

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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

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"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Jerry Springer

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Well I think the Real question is..."