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'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Punishment for the kicker.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Night Life: L.A.

Football heads...

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.