Coffee Warrior Gifts

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

"I can do this to anybody's coffee, Phil."

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"He gets his best ideas that way."