Coffee Warrior Gifts

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

"I can do this to anybody's coffee, Phil."

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp