Coffee Ninja Gifts

Billy strip: bed pan.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

Workaholic's Toilet

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

'This one's for coffee.'

"They say you are a great warrior."

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

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The Secret Formula in Coffee

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

Knights of the Coffee Table

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"Say when."