Coffee Magicians Gifts

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'This decaf's lousy.'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Shaketh."

Billy strip: bed pan.

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

The Secret Formula in Coffee

Coffee Coven

Cross Platform.

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

Tea Cup Ride

Extreme Coworking Space

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

The waitress wants me, Lars. I can tell by the dirty things she's been saying to me. "Bottomless cup of coffee" isn't dirty, Al.

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Stirrbucks

The Fountain of Espresso

I love coffee but it goes right through me.