Coffee Comicalist Gifts

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"I like to keep my option open."

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"Is that decaf?"

"It's my in-tray!"

Tea Cup Ride

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."