"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
Coffee Humor Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a coffee humor enthusiast? Explore a collection of funny and clever items that capture the love for coffee with a humorous twist. From mugs that brew up smiles to t-shirts and pillows that celebrate the daily grind, these gifts are sure to perk up anyone's day. Whether they thrive on humor or need a caffeine boost, find the perfect fun and witty product to match their passion.
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'
Lockdown casserole
Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From
'You've had enough!'
"Of course I've been drinking!"
Murderous Chef
'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).
'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
'This decaf's lousy.'
'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'
'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'
"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."
'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'
"I've been dating this homeless guy..."
"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."
"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."
"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."
To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.
Heirlooms of Tomorrow
The Trace Adkins Diet
Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.
'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'
Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.
'Of course this is the freshest free range steak, sir! You can even see the tyre tracks on it!'
Tea Cup Ride
'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'
Suicidal Sheep: '101 Ways with Mint Sauce.'
'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'
'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'
Coffee Humor Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Coffee Humor Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of coffee humor mugs, designed to make every sip a funny moment. Perfect for gifting or personal indulgence.
Coffee Humor Enthusiast Pillows
Discover our coffee humor pillows, adding comfort and comedy to any space. Perfect for cozying up with a good laugh.
Coffee Humor Enthusiast Prints
Browse our coffee humor prints for a witty touch to your wall art. Ideal for coffee enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
Coffee Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our coffee humor t-shirts that turn everyday coffee love into a stylish statement. Great for casual wear and laughs.