Coffee Humor Lover Gifts

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Herb has gone 100% caffeine-free.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.