Coffee Humor Lover Gifts

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Herb has gone 100% caffeine-free.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Teapot

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

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