Coffee Humor Fan Gifts

"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Girl in cow onesie.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.