Coffee Humor Fan T-Shirts

"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Girl in cow onesie.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

The bird feeder.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Fish finder."