Coffee Humor Gifts

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"I like to keep my option open."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

Tea Cup Ride

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"It's my in-tray!"

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"Is that decaf?"

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"