Coffee Cowboy Gifts

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Evolution.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Careful! He knows computers."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Elevator/Open Range

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."