Caffeine Cowboy Gifts

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Evolution.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Deliboys

"Careful! He knows computers."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Cooking Cowboy

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'