Culinary Cowboy Gifts

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Listen here Pardner. Ah distinctly ordered the sole fouree au Fumet Meursault. This Hyar's the Croustade de Barbue Langrene!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Deliboys

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Let's scoot."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Cooking Cowboy

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.