Culinary Cowboy Pillows

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Listen here Pardner. Ah distinctly ordered the sole fouree au Fumet Meursault. This Hyar's the Croustade de Barbue Langrene!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Deliboys

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Cooking Cowboy

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"