Caffeine Cowboy Pillows

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Evolution.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Careful! He knows computers."

Deliboys

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Cooking Cowboy

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Artistic Licence.