Caffeine Cowboys Pillows

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Elevator/Open Range

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

The Drone Ranger

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Cooking Cowboy

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'