Digital-age Cowboys Pillows

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

A woman watches football on her computer.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Statue of liberty selfie

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Wild West Text Showdown

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Buy my data $20"

Elevator/Open Range

His Master's Data.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

The Drone Ranger

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

Zoom Rodeos

Cowboy Trump

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.