Tech-savvy Buffalo Fans Pillows

'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Snoopy with Laptop

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Accept cookies?

"First gig in a while?"

Great mouser!

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!

"VAR ref..!!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

Hey guys, Bob's stuck at home, nut he told me to tell you, Owoooooo, owoooooo.

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

"Play Ball!"

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Football Computer.

IGod.

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'