Tech-savvy Buffalo Fans Pillows

'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

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Great mouser!

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"VAR ref..!!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Football Computer.

"Play Ball!"

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

The Modern Boxer

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'