Tech-savvy Magic Fans Pillows

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Returns"

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Houdini re-incarnated.

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"You're back in the office now. Leave your voodoo dolls where they belong... at home."

"First gig in a while?"