Tech-savvy Oz Fans Pillows

Dot@Oz

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"They grow up too fast."

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Great mouser!

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Twitter followers: Wile Coyote

MLB 2020

"My most recent position was under a house."

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

"VAR ref..!!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"Play Ball!"

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'