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Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

The Rapture, buffering

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"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

1985/2005.