Supernatural Tech Fan Pillows

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Love at First Sight

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Monster Baseball

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Demonic Repossession.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Marley's Ghost

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."