Candy Cane Cowboys Pillows

'Be reasonable,son - even Santa couldn't get a horse in a box THAT size!!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Skate or die."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Food Pyramid

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Citizen Cane...

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Sugar Plum Fairy

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"