Candy Cane Cowboys Prints

'Be reasonable,son - even Santa couldn't get a horse in a box THAT size!!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Skate or die."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Food Pyramid

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Citizen Cane...

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Sugar Plum Fairy

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'