Caffeine-conscious Champs Pillows

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Night-shift entrance

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"Shall make another pot?"

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Knights of the Coffee Table

"I was offered a hip replacement, so I asked for it to be replaced with a cafetière."

Still working from Hell

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"It's a mug's game!"

Twitching coffee shop.

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

Corporate Coffee Co.

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'