Low-carb Champions Pillows

'I'm going to put you on a low carb diet,'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Climate Crisis

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

COP26

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Taking Technology to the Developing World.

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Knights of the Coffee Table

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

Waste of water

'Recycling'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Low Carb Slop

"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'

'Do you think I overdid the eco stuff?'