Low-carb Enthusiast Pillows

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

Low Carb Slop

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

Crusty Bread

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"!

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

Bad Carbs

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

A fridge surrounded by books.

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'