Low-carb Lover Pillows

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

The Nihilist Deli.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Crusty Bread

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

Bad Carbs

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

Low Carb Slop

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

'Potatoes AND stuffing!'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!'

"I hope this isn't one of those, glutten-free, places."

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'