Eco-friendly Champions Pillows

We need chaperones for our green Valentines dance. My big brother's on parole! Eco Club. My parents can since I'm not going. What?!! You have to come. Yeah, Twig. You are vital. Aww, thanks! Who else will do the signs, decorations and cleanup? Maybe your parents?

"He's an energy tax credit."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Climate Crisis

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

David Attenborough's Morning

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Deforestation.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Solar Cars

Venice Floods

Criminal waste of water

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.