Eco-friendly Champions Gifts

"He's an energy tax credit."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

David Attenborough's Morning

Deforestation.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

"The nominees"

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Methane Emissions

Criminal waste of water

The last bird in the last wood...