Green Champions Gifts

Escape from Earth: Warning.

Climate change

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Climate Change

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

David Attenborough's Morning

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Climate Change

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

"The nominees"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?