Green Champions Gifts

Escape from Earth: Warning.

Climate change

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Climate Change

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

David Attenborough's Morning

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Climate Change

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"The nominees"