Green Challenger Gifts

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

COP26

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

'Who is to blame?'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

Bear Recycling.

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

EXXON EXTINCTION

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Air Pollution Threat

"Three big corks? That's it?"

Energy trap.