Green Challenger Gifts

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The melting polar ice caps

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

COP26

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

Energy trap.

Wind Energy

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

'Who is to blame?'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"Three big corks? That's it?"

Air Pollution Threat

Bear Recycling.