Green Crusaders Gifts

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'GO GREEN!'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

'Recycling'

INSULATE BRITAIN

"If you're really serious about going green Arnold. . . the cigar has got to go. . . oh. . . and you might consider getting rid of the hummer."

Green Industrial Revolution

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The melting polar ice caps

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Global Warming.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

COP26

Water scarcity in Africa

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."