Green Crusaders T-Shirts

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'GO GREEN!'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

'Recycling'

INSULATE BRITAIN

Green Industrial Revolution

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The melting polar ice caps

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP26

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Global Warming.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Water scarcity in Africa

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."