Green Crusader Gifts

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'He says there's no scientific basis for global warming.'

Modern Noah - "There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out the rest of the species."

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'

"No one will take me seriously in these shoes."

Environment policy.

Climate change

Pollution Evolution

Carbon footprint.

Vending machine: 'A Breath of Fresh Air'

The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.

Don Quilowatte

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

Litter Pick

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Dwindling Natural Resources...next 2500 miles.

Global crisis

'If only we could harvest the wind coming out of there.'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Ecological balance.

The Electric Car

Man in a sea of Bottled Water.

"We're a 'green' company. We only hire people with self-sustaining renewable energy."

'Harold, you moron, you're standing on smog!'

"But we're offsetting all this carbon!"

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

Chad was oblivious to the fact that he had a very large carbon footprint.

'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'

"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."