Green Champion Gifts

#FridaysForFuture

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

"Recycling...why of course we do...we take our environmental responsibilities very seriously."

Global warming.

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

"Ursula, what are we going to do now?"

"Who's the new guy?"

Methane Emissions

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Sustainable. . . Unsustainable

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Plastic straws and bottles...

The last bird in the last wood...

Stop Global Warming!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Natural Disasters

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"