Eco Champions Gifts

..I'd like to thank you for your company's contribution to ecology,

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Natural Disasters

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Climate Change

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Deforestation.

David Attenborough's Morning

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"